Jul
03

sometimes the corners have mines

When I play minesweeper, I always have to click all the corners before I do anything else.

x3      x25     

you need to exercise the battery

My cell phone has to be fully charged.. if I see anything less than full bars on my battery meter, it will bug me for the rest of the day until I can plug it in.

x1      x12     

chipless hands

When eating chips, I cannot stick my hand in the bag. I just can’t. This, of course, means pouring the bag out, or tearing it open, even if this is at a great inconvenience to me (for example, while walking down the street).

x1      x1     

great karma

I really don’t like squishing bugs. If I’m on a bus or a train, and a little greenfly lands on my hand I have to try and keep it alive until the end of the journey where I can release it. I’m forever moving snails off the pavement and into the hedge row too!

x6      x10     
Jul
01

wipers down

if it’s raining outside and i have the windshield wipers on, i have to turn off the car exactly when the windshield wipers hit the bottom of the window. if i mess up and the wipers are still in the wiping position, i have to turn on my car and try again.

x7      x42     

i should join the wait staff

I have to clean my table after I eat at a restaurant or other place. I realize they have people who are paid to clean up after me there, but I still can’t walk away from a messy table. It might also be that I feel bad for the table itself because nobody will want to sit there after me if it’s still dirty. So I clean it up so he can be the best table that everyone wants to sit at.

x17      x20     

photos in fours

On myspace, in my photo album, there MUST be either 4 or 8 or 12 photos so the rows are complete. If not, it drives me crazy.

x1      x7     

warty pickles

I eat pickles with a fork because I’m scared I’ll get warts on my hands if I touch them.

x3      x1     
Jun
30

shredded cheese

I hate pre-shredded bagged cheeses. They taste flat and stale as soon as you open them and that gross filmy texture gets worse as it sits closed. It’s like no matter how well the bag is sealed, nasty fridge air gets sealed in. Why not just buy a block of cheese? At least that way only one end of it gets all disgusting. My boyfriend thinks this is ridiculous because he absolutely loves shredded cheese and I refuse to eat it.

x3      x15     

the punctual family

my family has always had a thing about being late so now we set our clocks twenty minutes ahead of time so we are always early no matter what. plus we leave early to make sure we get there early so i’m always there like half an hour early for everything.

x4      x11