i am neurotic.

I hate pre-shredded bagged cheeses. They taste flat and stale as soon as you open them and that gross filmy texture gets worse as it sits closed. It’s like no matter how well the bag is sealed, nasty fridge air gets sealed in. Why not just buy a block of cheese? At least that way only one end of it gets all disgusting. My boyfriend thinks this is ridiculous because he absolutely loves shredded cheese and I refuse to eat it.

my family has always had a thing about being late so now we set our clocks twenty minutes ahead of time so we are always early no matter what. plus we leave early to make sure we get there early so i’m always there like half an hour early for everything.

I cannot stand when people pull loose threads out of their clothes or sew in front of me. The noise makes all the hairs standup on my arms and I get a full body shiver. I don’t even know if it actually makes a noise or if I imagine it.

Whenever I make a frozen pizza I have to make sure that all of the slices have the same number of toppings on them, and that they are in straight lines, and it’s annoying when they don’t give me an equal number of toppings.

Every time I poop, I have to have complete silence. If I hear any noises that are coming from outside the bathroom, I have to cover my ears while I poop, or I just can’t go. I also know a friend who can only poop when he’s naked, and takes all his clothes off first. WTF?

I hate peeling the top off yogurt. I’m always afraid the suction will cause yogurt to squirt all over me. I always have to have someone else open it for me, and I back away until the top is all the way off, then I can get close enough to grab the container back from them.

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I can’t drink milk. When I was little, I visited a dairy farm and saw cows being milked. I’d never realised where milk came from. They were huge and scary and smelly and some of them poop while they’re being milked. I haven’t drunk milk since. I look at it pouring into the cup, and think of cow poop splashing everywhere.

Whenever I go out to eat at a restaurant I can not put my silverwear onto the table for fear of germs. I withhold putting my napkin on my lap until there is a plate or extra napkin i can safely and cleanly put my silverwear on. the waitress put my spoon on my table before i could grab it and i had to hand sanitize it.

I have a problem with the word “LOL” in lowercase letters. I can’t ever get myself to write it like that.

I can’t eat cereal with someone around me because I feel like they’re watching and judging me by my cereal eating. I also can’t stand watching people eat cereal because I find the slurping, crunching, and swallowing of it disgusting.