i am neurotic.

Whenever i drive, I let a certain number of people cut in front of me by giving them way. I always think this racks up my good deed points, just in case i need to use them on a day when i’m rushing somewhere and need to cut in front of someone. Also, I always have to let two cars cut in front of me to be able to cut in between once myself.Balamouk Lp album download

Whenever I accidentally bite down hard on my lip while eating something (which happens more than I’d like to admit), I can never bring myself to swallow whatever is in my mouth because I know the pain won’t let me enjoy it.

I have this weird obsession with tv remotes. everytime I use one I use three fingers to group the buttons into mutiples of three. If it doesn’t add up to be a multiple of three, I keep trying anyway. I still try on my own tv remote that i’ve had for eight years.

I hate eating dessert with fruit. For example, gelatin with pineapple in it. If I would have wanted to eat something healthy, I would have gotten something healthy. I find the idea of it pure trickery.

I have severe styrophopia, that is a fear of styrofoam. There is something about the noise that literally makes my teeth hurt. Just thinking about the white evil makes my skin bristle with goosebumps. I will not get food to go or go to certain drive thrus that I know use sytrofoam cups. Surely I am not alone in this!

i hate capital letters. they make everything uneven.

I apologize for the lack of posting over the past couple days.  The site was hacked as some of you know which caused google to put a big red warning sign on the site.  But thankfully the problem has been fixed.  I neurotically checked at least 15 times over than past 2 hours.  Unfortunately, the Twitter account is temporarily down, but hopefully they will realize the problem has been fixed and will no longer suspect iamneurotic of suspicious activity.  Thank you for your continued readership!  Neurotics United!

If I have to have a confrontation with someone, I worry that I’ll forget some of the things that I want to say, so I write little abbreviations on my hands which are code for all of the things that I want to bring up. This works particularly well for breakups.

I cannot eat off of square plates. Plates are supposed to be round. I get really uncomfortable and nauseous when I have to eat off of a square plate. I have sent food back in a restaurant to be re-plated on a round plate.

i need to have things clean and organized. i will even go so far as to pick up other people’s messes. I work as a printing press operator, and at work i will spend time picking up matchbook sized pieces of paper off the ground and digging paper out of the trash. before i go to bed at night i spend at least 15 minutes picking up the house or i sleep lousy…..