Aug
04

layer the neurotic on

Whenever i make a sandwich i have to have mustard on the left piece of bread because I like mustard the best and I’m left handed, mayo goes on the right because it’s my least favorite and I’m a little right hand prejudiced, i only put a dime sized amount of mayo too. Cheese must go on top of the mustard because it’s yellow and meat goes on the mayo because the fat matches the mayo. i never put tomato or lettuce because they don’t match anything and its confusing. only after my sandwich is done do i remove the crust. I know it’s sad but i can’t be happy any other way.

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