layer the neurotic on
Whenever i make a sandwich i have to have mustard on the left piece of bread because I like mustard the best and I’m left handed, mayo goes on the right because it’s my least favorite and I’m a little right hand prejudiced, i only put a dime sized amount of mayo too. Cheese must go on top of the mustard because it’s yellow and meat goes on the mayo because the fat matches the mayo. i never put tomato or lettuce because they don’t match anything and its confusing. only after my sandwich is done do i remove the crust. I know it’s sad but i can’t be happy any other way.







Cheese has more fat than most meat…
Yes I know that Jon, i was referring to the color of the fat on the piece of meat. I dont make my sandwich according to the nutritional facts but to the color. But wow you deffinatly pay attention to the little details have a nice day!
Haha, I match colors too. But I use swiss cheese so it goes on the mayo side.
may sound cheesy but, i used to do something similar until i thought of starving people, and dogs, and cats… then i could feel happy about eating just about any sandwich, regardless of colors, layers, crust or whatever. I think neurosis tends to disappear when you become conscious about the bigger picture. maybe went to far for a comment, just, the sandwich issues trigger the though, out of what did happen to me