i am neurotic.

Whenever I talk to my girlfriend I feel like I have to say “I love you” because it feels like the “boyfriend thing” to do. Whenever I say it though, I realize how times I’ve said it and it seems like that’s the only thing I’m able to say, so I compensate by saying I love you even more.

Whenever i make a sandwich i have to have mustard on the left piece of bread because I like mustard the best and I’m left handed, mayo goes on the right because it’s my least favorite and I’m a little right hand prejudiced, i only put a dime sized amount of mayo too. Cheese must go on top of the mustard because it’s yellow and meat goes on the mayo because the fat matches the mayo. i never put tomato or lettuce because they don’t match anything and its confusing. only after my sandwich is done do i remove the crust. I know it’s sad but i can’t be happy any other way.