I wait to turn off the faucet at a public bathroom after washing my hands, so I can turn it off with the paper towel I used to dry my hands. I figure that the faucet handle must be the dirtiest object, because it is the last thing that people touch before cleaning their hands. If I forget to use the towel to turn the faucet handle, I sometimes consider rewashing my hands – just depends on the bathroom and establishment. In especially dirty bathrooms with only a hand dryer, I have actually left the faucet running.
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Every morning when I wake up, I kiss my Transformers figurines good morning. When I go to bed I kiss them good night, but in the reverse order of when I “get” them up. If I can’t do that, I can’t start or end my day.
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Whenever I am around people who are barefoot or wearing sandals I count their toes multiple times until I’m positive there are 5 on each foot.
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I am a compulsive editor. When I read anything, I can’t help but notice spelling and grammar mistakes, and I often think of how I would rewrite a sentence to make it sound better.
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Every night before I fall asleep, I simply MUST read all the new posts on 5 websites, textsfromlastnight.com, mylifeisaverage.com, fmylife.com, givesmehope.com, and iamneurotic.com. If I don’t read every single one, I cannot fall asleep.
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I hate it when a friend asks to borrow chapstick. It’s not that I’m a germaphobe, but I don’t like it when they try to be “germ conscious” and run my chapstick onto their finger before applying it to their lips, it really grosses me out. I would much rather them put it on their lips it directly.
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When i ever have to spell the word “independent ” i have to sing the rap song in my head…. i just did it
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Whenever I have two cookies I have to eat the outside crust on both cookies and then compare the two and eat the smaller one first and then the larger one.
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Whenever I go to the bathroom, I need to turn my ceiling fan on. The sound of peeing makes me uncomfortable. If there is no ceiling fan, I either wait until no one’s around, or I just leave and hold it in for a bit. I also hate when bathrooms are next to the kitchen, and refuse to use those because I don’t want to hear urinating while I eat.
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I have to agree with this one. No socks during sex! The couple that model their feet for this photo are married.
This photo is from i am neurotic (and so are you). Check out the book!
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