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sniffing the nasty stuff

every time i cut my big toe nails, i have to smell the smelly stuff that accumulates in the corners of the nail. i scrape it off the ends of the nail and then squish it out on my fingers so i can smell it properly. no one must see me do it.

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26 Comments
tags: human body, ritual, smell

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  Anon says:

  That’s just disgusting.

  - November 27th, 2009 at 6:33 am
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  spike says:

  not neurotic…nasty! did you HAVE to share this?

  - November 27th, 2009 at 8:41 am
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  alexi says:

  You’ve probably got some horrid fungul infection but scraping and smelling it Urgh!

  - November 27th, 2009 at 9:09 am
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  Roula says:

  Are you kidding me?? This does not belong on a website for neurotics. You just made me cry.

  - November 28th, 2009 at 3:12 am
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  Nonny says:

  That’s just sick. I threw up in my mouth a little. D:

  - November 28th, 2009 at 11:04 am
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  Justme says:

  That is so gross. But FTW is going on with all the “me toos”? Blech!

  - November 30th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
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  me says:

  You made me hard.

  - December 4th, 2009 at 2:18 am
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  stranger says:

  haha ummm I do that too. I’ve got your back.

  - December 6th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
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  stranger #2 says:

  dont worry! i do that too. hAHA

  - December 7th, 2009 at 12:03 am
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  George says:

  i just smeel the clipped nail itself.

  - December 8th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
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  Emma says:

  “FTW” means “For the Win”, it’s not the same as “WTF”. Also, stop judging, I’m sure y’all do gross shit too.

  - December 15th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
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  Max says:

  It’s cool. I do it all the time – and enjoy it.

  - December 20th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
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  stranger #3 says:

  c’mon guys… at least he doesn’t eat it.

  - January 12th, 2010 at 10:58 pm
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  stranger 4 says:

  I take a knife or razor blade and scrape off the cheesey stuff and squish and squeeze it in between my thumb and forefinger. This brings out the scent more.

  - March 26th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
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  stranger 4 says:

  I do that with boogers, too. Different smell but same method.

  - March 26th, 2010 at 7:31 pm
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