i am neurotic. http://iamneurotic.com neurotics unite! Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:40:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 sometimes gravity sucks http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/sometimes-gravity-sucks/ http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/sometimes-gravity-sucks/#comments Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:40:11 +0000 admin http://iamneurotic.com/?p=5214 I cannot lay flat on the ground facing the sky. I am terrified that somehow gravity will fail me and I will fall upwards into space.

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]]> http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/toilet-celibacy/feed/ 111 toaster ovens are less scary http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/toaster-ovens-are-less-scary/ http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/toaster-ovens-are-less-scary/#comments Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:38:38 +0000 admin http://iamneurotic.com/?p=5210 I always have to leave the room, and plug my ears after I’ve put somthing in the toaster. When I think it might be done I carefully peek back in the room. If it hasn’t popped yet I run as fast as I can out of the room to make sure it doesn’t pop when I’m there. It just scares me too much.

]]> http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/toaster-ovens-are-less-scary/feed/ 121 chip folder http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/chip-folder/ http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/chip-folder/#comments Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:37:34 +0000 admin http://iamneurotic.com/?p=5208 I will only eat folded chips. If the chip is not folded, I will not eat it. When the folded chips are gone, I throw them away.

]]> http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/chip-folder/feed/ 227 thank me for making sure you’re alive http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/thank-me-for-making-sure-youre-alive/ http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/thank-me-for-making-sure-youre-alive/#comments Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:36:56 +0000 admin http://iamneurotic.com/?p=5206 When I’m lying in bed and I can’t hear my boyfriend breathing, I’m afraid he’s died and I have to shake him awake. The same goes for any sleeping person in my presence.

]]> http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/thank-me-for-making-sure-youre-alive/feed/ 40 stick to the dispenser http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/stick-to-the-dispenser/ http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/stick-to-the-dispenser/#comments Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:36:13 +0000 admin http://iamneurotic.com/?p=5204 when using a roll of tape without a tape dispenser, I always leave a folded over tab of tape. It must be folded upon itself in a fashion where sticky parts of the tape are not exposed and about 1/4″ of tab must be visible for easy pulling.

]]> http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/stick-to-the-dispenser/feed/ 72 mouse ball lint http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/mouse-ball-lint/ http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/mouse-ball-lint/#comments Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:35:17 +0000 admin http://iamneurotic.com/?p=5202 you know that stuff that gets under your PC mouse out of nowhere? i have no idea what it is but i just always HAVE to clean it for no reason at all, just NEEEED to do it.

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]]> http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/order-of-my-world/feed/ 69 on the fly http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/on-the-fly/ http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/on-the-fly/#comments Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:33:21 +0000 admin http://iamneurotic.com/?p=5198 I am constantly checking the zipper to my jeans; after using the bathroom, after walking out from any bathroom, or before walking into a building or public place. I’m terrified of being caught with my fly open. I’ve gotten very good at discreetly checking the zipper with my thumb to see that it’s up where it should be.

]]> http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/on-the-fly/feed/ 31 neurotic slacker http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/neurotic-slacker/ http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/neurotic-slacker/#comments Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:32:27 +0000 admin http://iamneurotic.com/?p=5196 I know I’ve been horribly delinquent in posting.  I want to say that I have good reasons for being less than neurotic about posting, but I don’t.  I will blame it on a few things which are less than satisfactory:

  1. Poor memory
  2. No time
  3. LA weather
  4. Zombie attacks

I will try my best to be more neurotic about posting.  Feel free to berate me.

Yours truly,

Lianna

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