http://iamneurotic.com neurotics unite! Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:40:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I cannot lay flat on the ground facing the sky. I am terrified that somehow gravity will fail me and I will fall upwards into space. http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/sometimes-gravity-sucks/ i haven't actually made skin contact with a toilet in nearly 2 years. i don't sit to urinate and i always have to use three complete toilet paper squares for each side otherwise. http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/toilet-celibacy/ I always have to leave the room, and plug my ears after I've put somthing in the toaster. When I think it might be done I carefully peek back in the room. If it hasn't popped yet I run as fast as I can out of the ... http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/toaster-ovens-are-less-scary/ I will only eat folded chips. If the chip is not folded, I will not eat it. When the folded chips are gone, I throw them away. http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/chip-folder/ When I'm lying in bed and I can't hear my boyfriend breathing, I'm afraid he's died and I have to shake him awake. The same goes for any sleeping person in my presence. http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/thank-me-for-making-sure-youre-alive/ when using a roll of tape without a tape dispenser, I always leave a folded over tab of tape. It must be folded upon itself in a fashion where sticky parts of the tape are not exposed and about 1/4" of tab must be visible for easy ... http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/stick-to-the-dispenser/ you know that stuff that gets under your PC mouse out of nowhere? i have no idea what it is but i just always HAVE to clean it for no reason at all, just NEEEED to do it. http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/mouse-ball-lint/ Before I go to sleep, I have to make sure that my books are arranged in height order from tallest to shortest, and that every cupboard/drawer is closed. I also make sure that everything touches the corners of my drawers if they are the same shape as ... http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/order-of-my-world/ I am constantly checking the zipper to my jeans; after using the bathroom, after walking out from any bathroom, or before walking into a building or public place. I'm terrified of being caught with my fly open. I've gotten very good at discreetly checking the zipper with ... http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/on-the-fly/ I know I've been horribly delinquent in posting.  I want to say that I have good reasons for being less than neurotic about posting, but I don't.  I will blame it on a few things which are less than satisfactory: Poor memory No time LA weather Zombie attacks I will try my best to be ... http://iamneurotic.com/2010/04/27/neurotic-slacker/