i am neurotic.

I place books with any color but black up – because, you can see the dust that collects on the books with black covers a lot more than the books with lighter colors. And, that scares me.

When I eat pickles I must bite off the ends and throw them in the garbage because I hat the feel of the bumpy skin. I then eat the skin of the pickle like corn until there is none left before I eat the inside.

i hate putting out camp fires, i feel like they’re a living thing struggling to stay lit, and the hissing from the water i dump on it is like its anguished death rattle.

I cannot go to sleep without my slippers being right in front of my bed, ready for me to step in them right when I get out.

Some times you have to be neurotic to prevent yourself from doing terrible things.

Wanna know other reasons why being neurotic ain’t so bad?  i am neurotic (and so are you) …and it makes the perfect stocking stuffer because it’s that perfect size.

I have no problem with hair, unless it’s not attached to someones head, then it really disgusts me.When it gets on the soap I can’t just pick it out, the thought of that hair will follow me while I use that soap, I have to throw it out,with gloves. I just can’t stand to touch it.

When buying a book, I have to ensure that there cover is perfect – no crinkles, wrinkles scratches and such. Also must leaf through the book to make sure the pages are intact. Then, I put that book down and do the same with several other books because I cannot purchase the first one I picked up. Or the second.

I’m a faithful customer to Starbucks Coffee and I go almost every morning. I always get the same drink no matter what the season is. Through summer to winter it’s always gotta be that non-fat green tea latte. But that’s not my neurosis. I HAVE TO HAVE the picture of their logo facing me and the front of the heat protective sleeve has to face me always or else i’ll go insane.

When writing notes, as in class or studying for example, if I am coming to the end of a point and realize that I will have to start a new line for only one word, I will either spread out my words, or leave a space at the end of the line, so that there will be at least 2 words on the next line. I can’t start a new line for only one word, it looks lonely.

I have to eat with the smallest forks we have in our house. My parents bought a new silverware set, and it’s MASSIVE. I can’t stand using the forks especially because it feels like I’m going to stab myself in the back of the throat. I have to use the little forks, and it they’re all dirty then I’ll wash one just to eat with it.