i am neurotic.

I have this weird obsession with tv remotes. everytime I use one I use three fingers to group the buttons into mutiples of three. If it doesn’t add up to be a multiple of three, I keep trying anyway. I still try on my own tv remote that i’ve had for eight years.

I hate eating dessert with fruit. For example, gelatin with pineapple in it. If I would have wanted to eat something healthy, I would have gotten something healthy. I find the idea of it pure trickery.

I have severe styrophopia, that is a fear of styrofoam. There is something about the noise that literally makes my teeth hurt. Just thinking about the white evil makes my skin bristle with goosebumps. I will not get food to go or go to certain drive thrus that I know use sytrofoam cups. Surely I am not alone in this!

i hate capital letters. they make everything uneven.

I apologize for the lack of posting over the past couple days.  The site was hacked as some of you know which caused google to put a big red warning sign on the site.  But thankfully the problem has been fixed.  I neurotically checked at least 15 times over than past 2 hours.  Unfortunately, the Twitter account is temporarily down, but hopefully they will realize the problem has been fixed and will no longer suspect iamneurotic of suspicious activity.  Thank you for your continued readership!  Neurotics United!

If I have to have a confrontation with someone, I worry that I’ll forget some of the things that I want to say, so I write little abbreviations on my hands which are code for all of the things that I want to bring up. This works particularly well for breakups.

I cannot eat off of square plates. Plates are supposed to be round. I get really uncomfortable and nauseous when I have to eat off of a square plate. I have sent food back in a restaurant to be re-plated on a round plate.

i need to have things clean and organized. i will even go so far as to pick up other people’s messes. I work as a printing press operator, and at work i will spend time picking up matchbook sized pieces of paper off the ground and digging paper out of the trash. before i go to bed at night i spend at least 15 minutes picking up the house or i sleep lousy…..

When I was little, I was eating these nuts, but later when i had eaten almost the entire nut bag, we found out these little grubs had been eating them first. Of course i threw up all that hadn’t been digested yet, but from that day forward I never ate a nut. I hate eating foods cooked with nuts, and I can eat peanut oil or stuff like that, but I cannot eat the actual nut when it is in it’s actual and true form.

If my parents go out i always listen to music, if i hear even the slightest noise i turn off the music for 5 minutes and then i HAVE to check every room in the house just in case someone else is there.