i am neurotic.

When i see a shirt or article of clothing in my closet that i haven’t worn in a long time, i feel sad that it might be lonely, so ill put it on and walk around the house until i go out then i change back into what i wanted to wear.

The first thing I do in every new place I go to is establishing the cardinal points. I cannot relax until I succeeded.

When I wake up in the morning I HAVE to use the toilet, brush my teeth and swab my ears with Q-tips even if I’m going back to bed. Otherwise I won’t be able to relax.

If the vacuum is on, I must hum, increasing my volume, until I can just hear my humming.

Whenever I send text messages, there has to be an even number of characters left before it starts a new text message. If not, I add a space or another character so that the number is even.

Every time I see a building with a graveyard near it, particularly my school, I have to evaluate the building in case of a Zombie Attack. In every class, at some point, I have to come up with a way to survive or escape if the Zombies attack us all.

i absolutely hate to have pine straw on my car. i will literally sit and pick it off my car before i go anywhere.

I absolutely cannot eat cereal with a dessert spoon, like normal people. I have to eat it with a teaspoon. If I don’t, I’m convinced that all the milk will dribble down my chin and I’ll look like one of those really uncoordinated people who can’t eat properly!

I frequently push random bricks on walls everywhere I go in the hopes that one day it will become loose revealing a hidden map or get pushed in opening a secret room.

When I am at school during the year, I have to start my Saturdays and Sundays with an omelet and one or two fried egg(s). If I don’t, my weekend just doesn’t feel right.