Mar
04

use the privy and swab the decks

When I wake up in the morning I HAVE to use the toilet, brush my teeth and swab my ears with Q-tips even if I’m going back to bed. Otherwise I won’t be able to relax.

x2      x5     
Feb
08

drinking the toilet water

I get disgusted when I’m filling up my water bottle at the fountain and the water pressure drops when someone flushes a toilet in the nearby bathroom. I don’t like being reminded that the water used to flush toilets and the water I’m drinking come from the same source, even though I know it’s clean and perfectly safe to drink.

x17      x94     
Feb
01

toilet talk

When i am on the toilet, i pretend i am an actress answering interview questions. It makes toilet time feel worthwhile!

x32      x45     
Jan
22

pristine, hairless tiles

I also cannot stand hairs on the bathroom tiles. Anytime I see any hairs I clean the floor. I usually wear flip flops or slippers to prevent any contamination. I’ll use wet wipes or I’ll scrub with windex and paper towel. I’m such a neat freak!

x10      x37     

science of shaving

I always shave my legs twice. Once with the water off, then right when I turn the water back on – my legs get goosebumps when the hot water hits them so I get a much closer shave the second time.

x18      x31     
Jan
19

empty bowl

Every time I flush the toilet, I watch until the bowl has completely emptied out…I’m always afraid it will back up and overflow if I’m not watching.

x20      x254     
Dec
30

better safe than sorry

I can’t leave a place (home, work, restaurant) or go to bed without visiting the restroom first regardless of whether I have to go or not. If I don’t then I start feeling like I have to go and won’t be able to sleep or worry that I won’t be able to find a restroom.

x6      x139     
Dec
21

it’s really hard getting strands of hair off soap

I have no problem with hair, unless it’s not attached to someones head, then it really disgusts me.When it gets on the soap I can’t just pick it out, the thought of that hair will follow me while I use that soap, I have to throw it out,with gloves. I just can’t stand to touch it.

x16      x79     
Dec
14

hum while you brush

My husband hums when he brushes his teeth. I’ve pointed this out to him on numerous occassions – he still thinks I’m making it up.

x14      x1     

lots of towels

I’m not a clean freak… But every night when I get ready to go to bed, I always get a brand new bath towel. The “old” towels were only used once, but i just HAVE to get a new one. My mom ends up complaining that she can’t keep up with the laundry for some reason and there are no more towels half way through the week..

x6      x40