Jan
15

just making sure

When I type anything that is to be submitted like a comment, update or note on my Facebook, Twitter, forum or a post on any one of my blogs I have to submit it first to make sure it looks alright. If it has a misspelling, small punctuation mistake or left something out I delete it, rewrite it and submit it again. This has to be annoying to anyone who is “following” or is a “friend” of me. No one has said anything about it yet. I feel like I am leaving something out. I am probably going to delete this then submit again.

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Jan
11

microsoft is just tormenting you

I get a little too attached to my Microsoft Office assistant, the animated paper clip that annoys everyone else. Its eyes look sad, and I always feel a tiny twinge when it offers help I don’t need. Ditto for the little dog who helps you look for files in the C drive. Once I made it do tricks for like 5 minutes straight.

x58      x99     
Nov
11

copy copy copy

When I copy something on the computer to paste it somewhere else, I always press command C three times, just in case whatever I was trying to copy didn’t process the first time. If I’m especially worried about it, I’ll do it six or nine times.

x24      x218     
Nov
03

this f%$&ed up balance sheet

Every time I send an email that contains an attachment at work, I open the document one more time just to make sure that I didn’t type any curse words by accident. Sometimes I open it more times after that just to make sure!

x20      x70     
Oct
30

thanks for your readership

Every night before I fall asleep, I simply MUST read all the new posts on 5 websites, textsfromlastnight.com, mylifeisaverage.com, fmylife.com, givesmehope.com, and iamneurotic.com. If I don’t read every single one, I cannot fall asleep.

x14      x61     
Sep
01

reach out to me

Every day I go on the computer and check the same socializing websites I go on all the time: Facebook, deviantART, or Gmail. I check them every three minutes to see if someone has said anything to or about me. If I don’t see anything there, I usually feel a bit sad and hope someone will say something in a few minutes following.

x19      x198     

all on one screen

Whenever I am on the internet, my page has to be scrolled to a certain point so that NO text or pictures are cut off. Everything I am reading and/or looking at has to fit perfectly on the page.

x16      x224     
Jul
24

typing…

Whenever I’m talking online, I can’t respond to something until the other person has stopped typing, for fear that they will stop writing what they were going to write, and then forget about it, letting it become lost forever.

x46      x469     
Jul
20

the color of my energy

I have a keyboard that lights up in 3 different colors: blue, red, and purple. I turn on the light in different colors depending on the activity I’m doing on my computer. Blue is for work, because blue incites structure and focus. Red is for video games because red is strong and fills me with the kind of energy needed for video games. Purple is for anything involving art and purely for satisfaction purposes, because purple is calming and lets me know I am free to enjoy myself.

x88      x4     
Jul
03

sometimes the corners have mines

When I play minesweeper, I always have to click all the corners before I do anything else.

x22      x251