i am neurotic.

With all the diseases you can catch in public restrooms I think the worst are in airplane bathrooms. Every time I have to go in a plane I hold my breath inside and hurry as fast as I can. If I have to take a breath I do it through my mouth which is covered by a tissue so I don’t smell the weird smell that is always lingering in there and hopefully protects me from airborne germs.

This is an adult-onset neurosis. When I get mail asking for money for specific diseases or children with birth defects, I feel like I have to donate or I will die from that illness or my children will be born with horrific deformities. I am now on every charity list imaginable and now it is expanding to include helping women in all parts of the world so their circumstances don’t ever happen to me.

I have seen my shin bone and it really didn’t bother me all that much. Blood, guts, gore… no big deal as long as it’s my own. However, I can’t stand an injury, or pain that I can’t see. Pain that I can’t see is CANCER, what else could it be?

I am convinced that whatever medical test I have done will reveal my entire sexual history and also result in my having every STD known to man, including some hybrids that my body just made up. Like gonosyphIV.