Sep
19

pneumatic tube abyss

When i go to the bank, i cannot put cash in the drive-thru teller tube. i fear it will lose suction and my money will be lost and there be no record of it. i am ok with checks however.

x4      x7
Sep
12

generosity = broke

Whenever I see a homeless person, I’m uncontrollably compelled to give them at least $10. It gets so bad that I’m reluctant to visit the city out of fear I’ll go broke. One time I had five or six of them following me to the ATM because I ran out of pocket money. I felt like the Gorton’s Fisherman being followed around by cats.

x21      x4
Sep
10

flip of a coin

I use a quarter flip to do most of my decision making from “should I go out tonight” to “should I quit my job.” I always trust in the quarter, for I believe if you do, it will give to accurate answers. I think if I don’t obey the quarter, something bad could happen.

x15      x16
Aug
15

coin payment

“An Ohio man with a hatred of paper money slapped down $8,000 in coins at a car dealership to buy a Chevrolet pick-up – then paid the rest by cheque.”

BBC News (Thanks to the reader who sent in this link)

x2      x2
Aug
08

this is why we can’t have nice things

i am chonically worried about losing my job. i wont buy stuff i need for fear that if i spend the money, i wont have it when the day comes that i need it.

x1      x6
Jun
23

exact change

My boyfriend has to have 4 quarters, 2 dimes, 1 nickel and 4 pennies in his pocket at all times after he gets dressed. He will not leave the house without this, and he will make change if necessary to keep this exact amount in his pocket at all times! A little neurotic I would say!!

x2      x5
Jun
03

round to the nearest whole dollar

When I pump gas I have to finish on the whole dollar with no cents. If I don’t then I have to keep pumping and will continue to do so until I hit the mark.

x3      x16
May
15

ordered cash

I have to have all the cash in my wallet in order of denomination: 1’s at the back and facing the same way or I become extremely flustered when trying to pay for something. I get even worse if they are backwards and not just upside down. Cashiers always give you change in the opposite manner with all the coins on top which sends me into a frenzy and I have to step aside and re-arrange everything properly.

x1      x25