i am neurotic.

Every time I see a building with a graveyard near it, particularly my school, I have to evaluate the building in case of a Zombie Attack. In every class, at some point, I have to come up with a way to survive or escape if the Zombies attack us all.

As a kid, I played the Mario game for Super Nintendo. Particularly I remember the ghosts on some levels, the ones whom would stop once you looked at them. These levels were dark. So every time I’m in a dark room, I have to exit it facing the darkness, otherwise, the 64bit ghosts will slowly walk towards me.

i am afraid that the mirrors in dressing rooms are two way, so i hate getting changed in them for fear of being watched. however, i am afraid to cover it because i don’t want them to think that i’m doing so to steal something without their knowledge. i therefore always keep my undershirt on and change with my back to the mirror.

When I brush my teeth I count each stroke; if I do not do this my family will die.

When I am on my period, I drive extremely carefully because I don’t want to cause any kind of accident. I don’t want to doctors in the hospital to discover that I had a tampon inside of me when I died.

I am so neurotic I just bought one of the nonperishable food supplies that lasts for 6 months that Costco sells online just in case I am ever trapped or the apocalypse ensues.

I could never stay over my friends houses when I was little, because I would constantly worry that something would happen to my family. I would call home at three a.m. and claim that my stomach hurt. My mom and sister recently told me that they used to bet on what time I’d call home.

Whenever I’m at school, I’m paranoid that somebody will break into my locker and steal all of the important stuff I have stashed inside. Even though I know that I made sure it was locked several times and no one else has my combination, I still think it will be broken into sometime that day.

When I was younger my grandparents bought me and my brother harry potter towels. To this day I’ve never EVER used them because I’m afraid if I do, something bad will happen to my parents just like in Harry Potter.

Whenever I’m on holidays I try not to organise too many social events because I really want a few days to myself to veg out and relax. I then spend those days worrying about whether I have any friends and will die alone, having passed up invitations to sit at home and do nothing.