i am neurotic.

The very idea of any crunchy food like onions or lettuce mixed in with food of a different texture disgusts me to the point that if I can’t pick it all out, I lose my appetite. I’m totally fine with them in salads or as solo snacks.

I can’t stand stickers. Or anything sticky really. The sight of a sticker peeling off with fuzz from a shirt stuck to it makes me nauseous. As does seeing the dirt on your skin from where a bandaid was. And little kids with stickers on their faces. It makes me gag EVERY time. I never can understand how ANYONE allows stickers to touch them.

I hate it when people mix all their cereal with milk and allow it to get soggy. I have have have to pour my milk in only ONE spot and rest the spoon on it so only that part gets soggy. This way the rest of the cereal stays crunchy and then I can enjoy crunchy and soggy cereal together and the sogginess is balanced out. I absolutely cannot eat my cereal any other way and am horrified by people who let it ALL get soggy.

I hate soggy cereal. The only way I can properly enjoy it is when I eat cereal, I throw a handful in my mouth which is followed by a swig of milk in order in ensure wonderful crunchiness in each and every single bite. I like crunchy things.