i am neurotic.

At my school, after every test we have a pledge stating that “On my honor I have neither given no received any help on this test,” after writing it you’re supposed to sign your name. Every time I write it out I can’t help but say “amen.”

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I cannot keep this website on my bookmark bar because it begins with an vowel. And I cannot trick myself into allowing the website name to be changed in the bar. So I have to type it in every time.

I am always counting syllables on my fingers. I count them in songs, when I’m thinking about lines from a TV show or a movie. Even just conversations. I also always try to make sure that the end of what I’m counting will place the last syllable on my pinky finger. If it doesn’t, I occasionally add a few extra words to make it happen.

When talking with my boyfriend, I cannot stand it if he calls me the same pet name after I’ve already called him one (or vice versa), like: “I love you, sweetie” then “I love you too, sweetie.” It just feels… wrong. It makes me nervous and uncomfortable when it happens, so I have to correct it and state the sentance again using a different name to fix it.

I loathe the sound of liquid poured in a glass of ice! If pretentious was a sound, this would be it.

I have to blink 25 times at people who say things like “time heals all wounds,” “triumph of the human spirit,” “God is great,” “money isn’t everything…” It makes their statements null and void.

Whenever I hiccup, I have to say “Hiccup” after having hiccuped. Even if no one will hear me, even if I’m alone, I’ll say “Hiccup”. Sometimes I even say “Hiccup” WHILE I’m hiccuping.

Whenever I type study notes for my classes, I use the same font that my teachers do in their handouts. I do this because I’m scared of mixing up what I studied when I write tests.

Whenever I take a drink of something, I make the satisfied “ahhh” noise afterward. Even if I’m not enjoying the beverage.

I can’t stand that the tags on this website are different sizes. I don’t understand why – is there a reason for it? Like the number of posts under each? Does the word get bigger with more posts or with more popularity, i.e. number of hits?

[Note: Yes, the tags get larger or smaller depending on the number of posts that have that tag.]